hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

felt-u:

weloveshortvideos:

My kitty loves kisses on her mouth

ME N MY CAT

kokoneot:

it’s november 1st merry christmas everyone

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

sampreme:

college: a $50,000 gym membership with free education

significanthoe:

PLEASE THIS IS SO REAL

vimbia:

foxxylove101:

✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

HOW IT SHOULD BE